2025-11-24: New JK vid just dropped
- Cutscene: New JK vid just dropped
- Cast: Tatsuya Sudou
- Where: Some poor souls bedroom
- OOC Date: 2025-11-24
- IC Date: 2012-08-15
- Summary: The Joker Killer has dropped a new YouTube video, check it out.
A notification pops up that a new video just dropped on MonkeyDSync's account. 'Joker Killer: Real or Myth' The video starts with a black screen and some sounds can be heard before a light turns on. Standing in the video is a familiar figure, The Joker Killer, dressed in a tan trenchcoat, and his paper bag. Over the trench coat is a grilling apron that reads ' Kiss the cook..or else' and covered in what is obviously movie prop blood, right?
The man under the paper bag begins to speak, "Hey my fellow tubers, welcome to the video. I know you may all be expecting a certain monkey with good looking hair today, but he is indisposed. Instead we have a special guest star, ME! In fact given what happen to MightySasuke's account this is probably the end of this channel after today so make sure to like and subscribe now before you can't"
The masked fellow reaches off screen and starts to pull a chair toward him before stopping and dumping it's contents off screen that makes a loud thud before he brings the chair on screen. "So I am the Joker Killer. Not any of those fakes, not the masked Joker and crew who steal hearts and imitate me. No, I am the one and only Joker Killer, and unfortunately after recent conversations I think I will remain that way. " The man's voice sounds a little depressed at that last sentence.
"Anyways my viewers, I come to you today because it turns out. Some of you don't believe in me. Some of you think I am as real as Santa Clause. Well Santa and I both would like you all to know we are very real. Under this wonderful mask is a beautiful face of a paladin who is looking to bring this world the salvation it deserves. " The paper bag turns and appears to be talking about something off screen. "No no, I think they are ready."
The Joker Killer clears his throat and looks directly in the camera before pulling up some poster board with drawings of what appears to be some version of timelines. "What if I told you that time travel is real and the time we live in now is totally wrong. Nothing is happening as it should and I am here now to help fix it. That I am one of the chosen to save this timeline and fix it back to how it should be. " The poster is changed as he explains things to show the timeline forking off towards what The Joker Killer has labeled as the bad ending.
"So fear not my viewers, I am here for the betterment of the world. The media is making it sound like I am some horrible killer, but really I am the hero, here to do a job. This is why I need you all to make those calls, it is a part of the rule of time traveling. I can't make changes without your approval, so please call me. " Joker Killer drops the posters and then adjusts to look straight into the camera, the creepy smiley face on the paper bag staring at the viewer.
The Joker killer's gloved hands are raised to help express the following statement, " Now I don't expect you to believe me just based on my word. That's why I am going to prove it. I am going to prove that I am endowed with the power to save this world. First I have been told that it is time to reveal myself. That is why, soon I shall live stream the removal of my mask, and prove to you all how powerful I really am. So stay tuned, as I will make sure everyone knows when and where to tune into."
The Joker Killer just stares at the camera as if he expects the camera to cut out, "Huh? Oh. OH! The second point of proof. I am going to give you a list of people who can act as character witnesses for me. They can tell you about how powerful and awesome I am. " Reaching off screen, he pulls forth a piece of paper. " So first off, a shoutout to one of my besties Tatsuya Suou. The two of us go way,way back and I love hanging out with him. He is totally my bestie. His brother, the good detective Katsuya is not quite as big of a fan of mine, however I bet he is out there watching. " The Joker Killer holds his hands up in a heart, "Big heart and shout out to you Detective. "
"Then we have those who I have chosen to bestow my mercy on and allow a chance to redeem themselves. First we have Eikichi Mishina, who looks like a punk, but to be truthful I felt pity for the kid. Then we have Ayame Watanabe, who took on the burden of my wrath on behalf of her husband, Ikkaku Watanabe. Good for you Watanabe-san, hope couple therapy is working for yall. My favorite Cardboard dragon employee, Umie Akabane, who is also one of my biggest fans, we should do it again soon Umie-Chan. We hang out so often. Tsubasa Seki, who I found in a time of crisis with their parents. I hope that is getting sorted out, Seki-san. Finally, Jun Kashihara, we both know you should be standing here as the one true Joker to lead us back to the correct time. I hope that you will find your way there soon."
The list of names given, The Joker Killer stands up and is about to walk off screen before stopping, "Oh and after the reveal, if you are watching dear old dad. I am coming to give you a hug." A laugh is given before he walks off screen and then the video ends.