2026-06-12 Holy Cow! It's 'Let's Eat with Ramenboy87'!
- Cutscene: Holy Cow! It's "Let's Eat with Ramenboy87"!
- Cast: Ryuji Sakamoto Yuuki Mishima
- Where: Shinjuku, Tokyo
- OOC Date: 6/12/2026
- IC Date: 2012/11/23
- Summary: It's another of Ryuji's streaming videos. This time with his buddy, Mishima.
The video starts with a static shot of a modern looking Ramen restaurant in black and white. It's meant to be artsy as a voice over comes in over some intense music. "Today, our hero and his sidekick--"
"I'm not your sidekick, Sakamoto-san."
"Shhh! Where was I? Ah---They are on dangerous adventure which will shake them to their core. Will they survive or will they fall into the obscurity of failure?! Mwhahahahahaha..ha...Ok that's the voice over done...shit! C'mon, Stop recor--" There is a hard cut to the restaurant's interior, back in AMAZING COLOR. The restaurant is of a very modern design rather than anything traditional. The room is an off-white with black accents such as the tabletop and seat cushions.
At a table, Ryuji sits across from Yuuki Mishima who looks concerned at whats in front of him. Both boys have a bowl of what looks like pure red fury/ramen.
Ryuji grins at the camera. "Today, My guest star and myself experience the Turbo Spicy Ramen challenge at Challenge Ramen in Shinjuku. Everyone give a hand for Mishima!" Ryuji claps and makes fake cheering noises as the other boy just looks embarrassed. After a beat, Ryuji continues, "We will have 10 minutes to finish this super spicy ramen and---"
"Sakamoto-san, I don't know if I can---"
"Mishima, chill, man. Its just some spicy ramen. It won't kill you! (I think)."
"I don't really deal well with stuff like this though."
"Come on, maybe if you tank this we can get you a cute girlfriend."
"Really? Well, I guess it couldn't hurt if I try this. I mean you only live once. Maybe the Phantom Thieves will notice me!"
"Y,yeah. They... could? Probably not though..." Ryuji rubs the back of his neck before he gives Mishima both thumbs up. "Anyway, show 'em your stuff, Mishima!"
Mishima picks up his spoon and takes a sip of the broth. The shot freezes and turns black and white. The caption under his image reads Yuuki Mishima (199X-2012). A moment passes before Ryuji's voice cuts in. "Ok, he didn't die but---"
The image unfreezes, fading back into color as Mishima cups a hand over his mouth, coughing as he turns red. "I...TOO...SPIC--y! WATER!"
"Dude water will make it--"
Mishima downs some water before his eyes widen dramatically before a yelp which is cut off by a quick change of shot.
Ryuji watches in horror before looking down at his own bowl of spicy hell. "Maybe I shouldn't..."
Mishia gives Ryuji a look that could kill, taking one hand to pinch the blonde's nose and the other to drip a spoonful of broth into Ryuji's mouth. The blonde is silent as the broth hits his tongue. After a moment, Ryuji turns red and the picture freezes as a green screened Ryuji walks into frame. "Hey, pro tip, Diners! Water only makes spicy food worse because a lot of the time the spice is an oil base. Use milk or ice cream to turn down the heat!"
The pictures cuts to outside of a new place that serves Gelato. Ryuji grins nervously at the camera as Mishima gives him a dirty look from his cone of Pineapple Gelato. "Well, diners, we didn't end up finishing but that's another adventure behind us! Join us next time when I try out the sweet treats of Harajuku..."
"How come you didn't invite me to -that- one, Sakamoto?!"